So. It's like, pretty late and I'm very very bored and alone. Also, HEY! It's been too long. I apologize.
Anyways. I'm pretty much just going to fill out some surveys, because I'm that cool and I'm an insomniac. Sue me.
Ready? Go.
How are you? I'm alright, thanks for asking.
Are you really okay? No, no one ever is.
Do you enjoy being single? Shut up.
Are you crushing on someone? Shut up.
Do they like you back? Shut upppp.
If so, why are you not with them? SHUT UP.
What's their name? Shut up.
Do you think high-school relationships can last? Yeah sure, why not.
Do you remember your first crush? Yep.
Have you ever been in love? Shut up.
Does anyone love you? So they say.
Do you think there is a difference between love and lust? They have different definitions in the dictionary, so yeah, there is a difference.
When will you next see the person you like? zxcvbnm.
How does it feel when your crush doesn't like you back? Shuuuuut uppppp.
Is their anyone you couldn't live without? Yeah, sure.
Who is the last person you hugged? Ed.
Do you like this person? Ed? He's my pastor, and about 30 years older than me. No. Not like that.
Who is the last person you slow-danced with? Oh, gee. Josh? THAT was exciting.
Do you like this person? No. Shut up.
Do you think a marriage can last forever? They have before, why should they stop now?
Would you like to get married? Shut up.
Do you get shy around guys/girls you are crushing on? Yes. Shut up.
Do you think you can know everything about a person? No. No one can ever no absolutely everything.
Do you love your friends? zxcvbnm.
Have you dated anyone in your top friends? HAHAHAAHAHAHAH, Top friends.
Do you get along better with guys/girls? Neither.
Is your perfect guy somewhere out there or just a fantasy? Shut up.
Are you bored? Obvi.
Who makes you happiest? Bob Saget.
When was the last time you had butterfly's? Butterflies* and like, sometime this week. So shut up.
Do you think you will still be single in the next 3 months? Most likely. I better be, at least.
Have you ever asked anyone out? More or less.
Have you ever been on a date? Nope, not really.
Kiss on first date? zxcvbnm.
What puts you off to the opposite sex? qwertyuiop.
What do you find attractive? zxcvbnm. <-- THAT.
Have any celebrity crushes? Bob Saget.
Are you thinking about your crush now? Bob Saget? OH YEAH.
So, being that most of my answers for that one were "shut up", I'll take another survey. Shut up and deal, brah.
Would you hug your ex again?
Yeah, sure.
Why did you and your last ex break up?
zxcvbnm.
How many girlfriendsor boyfriends have told you they loved u?
you*. Seriously.
Two.
How many girlfriends or boyfriends did you actually love?
Actually? None. Well, maybe one. I have no idea what love means anymore, Thanks to my awesome friends.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Shut up.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry
Uh-huh.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
zxcvbnm.
Single, but I have a reason.
Would you ever lie to get an ex back?
No thanks.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Everyday.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
More or less.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Not at all.
Do you still love your ex?
Shut up.
Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend or boyfriend?
Nope.
Have you ever dated some one who was not good to you?
zxcvbnm.
Have you dated someone older than you?
Yep.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure.
Do you Believe in love at first sight?
Cliche.
Ever want to get married?
zxcvbnm.
Ever kissed your friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Nope.
If given a chance, would you like to have your ex back?
Sure. WAIT, only if I explained myself first.
Still Friends with your exs?
Nope. Not with most of them. I was never really friends with them to begin with.
My life is complicated.
Do You Like Anyone now?
Yes. Shut up.
Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
I don't think so.
This is getting exciting, so I'm going to choose another one. Whoopie.
If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on?
Most likely "you", A best friend who is a guy, and something stupid.
If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it to be?
Mix CD! I win!
What one super power would you most like to have?
I would want to be a wizard or something. Then I'd be able to do it all.
You and one other person surive the Armaggedon, who is the other person?
Bob Saget.
If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be?
Perry the Platypus. Or myself.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?
Living.
After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out?
Dying.
Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one?
No comment.
You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose?
Bob Saget.
What one person would you bring back from the dead?
Bob Saget. After I murdered him.
You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose?
zxcvbnm.
You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose?
That annoying species of middle-school girls and boys.
What country would you most like to wipe out of existence?
zxcvbnm,
This or that
Live forever (aging) or die young
Live forever. I'd be like Dumbledore dude.
Be a porn star or a prostitute
No comment.
Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling
No comment.
Suffocate or drown
Suffocate.
Burn to death or freeze to death
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Have no fingers or no eyelids
I'd just wear glasses, or I'd just be pretty much useless. Unless I was born without either of those things, then I could most likely fend for myself.
Be blind or deaf
zxcvbnm.
Never see your Mom again or never see your Dad
asdfghjkl;
Sleep in a tank of spiders or bath of cockroaches
As long as the spiders don't bite me and they were reasonably sized, I'd be ok.
Live in constant fear or constant pain
Fear.
Be too thin or too fat
Too thin. I already am anyways.
Be constantly talked about or ignored
Talked about. I dont curr what people say.
Be a pothead or an alcoholic
zxcvbnm.
Eat until your stomach burst or starve to death
zxcvbnm.
Have to have sex with everyone you meet or never have sex at all
The latter, please.
For 5 Million Dollars.... Would you...
Murder someone you didn't know?
No, that's stupid.
Have sex with a member of your family?
No, that's stupid.
Throw yourself from a great height? (non-fatal)
Parachute included?
Set yourself on fire? (non-fatal)
Any fire extinguishers nearby?
Never see your parents again?
Meh.
Be a heroin addict?
No, that's stupid.
Be made hideously ugly by plastic surgery?
No, that's stupid.
Beat up your favourite sibling?
GRR I'M SO TOUGH IMMA BEAT YOU UP.
Kill an animal?
Killing = Stupid.
Run around your school naked?
That's stupid. And gross.
Have a baby?
Babies?!
^That's really the only answer I could come up with for the longest time.
Never speak again?
I don't really "speak" now anyways.
Never see any of your friends again?
I would call them, or text them, or interwebs then. LOOPHOLES.
Have your legs amputated?
This is really the very last question? STUPID.
And there we go. Three surveys, completed. You're welcome.
Anyways. I'm pretty much just going to fill out some surveys, because I'm that cool and I'm an insomniac. Sue me.
Ready? Go.
How are you? I'm alright, thanks for asking.
Are you really okay? No, no one ever is.
Do you enjoy being single? Shut up.
Are you crushing on someone? Shut up.
Do they like you back? Shut upppp.
If so, why are you not with them? SHUT UP.
What's their name? Shut up.
Do you think high-school relationships can last? Yeah sure, why not.
Do you remember your first crush? Yep.
Have you ever been in love? Shut up.
Does anyone love you? So they say.
Do you think there is a difference between love and lust? They have different definitions in the dictionary, so yeah, there is a difference.
When will you next see the person you like? zxcvbnm.
How does it feel when your crush doesn't like you back? Shuuuuut uppppp.
Is their anyone you couldn't live without? Yeah, sure.
Who is the last person you hugged? Ed.
Do you like this person? Ed? He's my pastor, and about 30 years older than me. No. Not like that.
Who is the last person you slow-danced with? Oh, gee. Josh? THAT was exciting.
Do you like this person? No. Shut up.
Do you think a marriage can last forever? They have before, why should they stop now?
Would you like to get married? Shut up.
Do you get shy around guys/girls you are crushing on? Yes. Shut up.
Do you think you can know everything about a person? No. No one can ever no absolutely everything.
Do you love your friends? zxcvbnm.
Have you dated anyone in your top friends? HAHAHAAHAHAHAH, Top friends.
Do you get along better with guys/girls? Neither.
Is your perfect guy somewhere out there or just a fantasy? Shut up.
Are you bored? Obvi.
Who makes you happiest? Bob Saget.
When was the last time you had butterfly's? Butterflies* and like, sometime this week. So shut up.
Do you think you will still be single in the next 3 months? Most likely. I better be, at least.
Have you ever asked anyone out? More or less.
Have you ever been on a date? Nope, not really.
Kiss on first date? zxcvbnm.
What puts you off to the opposite sex? qwertyuiop.
What do you find attractive? zxcvbnm. <-- THAT.
Have any celebrity crushes? Bob Saget.
Are you thinking about your crush now? Bob Saget? OH YEAH.
So, being that most of my answers for that one were "shut up", I'll take another survey. Shut up and deal, brah.
Would you hug your ex again?
Yeah, sure.
Why did you and your last ex break up?
zxcvbnm.
How many girlfriendsor boyfriends have told you they loved u?
you*. Seriously.
Two.
How many girlfriends or boyfriends did you actually love?
Actually? None. Well, maybe one. I have no idea what love means anymore, Thanks to my awesome friends.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Shut up.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry
Uh-huh.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
zxcvbnm.
Single, but I have a reason.
Would you ever lie to get an ex back?
No thanks.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Everyday.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
More or less.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Not at all.
Do you still love your ex?
Shut up.
Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend or boyfriend?
Nope.
Have you ever dated some one who was not good to you?
zxcvbnm.
Have you dated someone older than you?
Yep.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure.
Do you Believe in love at first sight?
Cliche.
Ever want to get married?
zxcvbnm.
Ever kissed your friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Nope.
If given a chance, would you like to have your ex back?
Sure. WAIT, only if I explained myself first.
Still Friends with your exs?
Nope. Not with most of them. I was never really friends with them to begin with.
My life is complicated.
Do You Like Anyone now?
Yes. Shut up.
Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
I don't think so.
This is getting exciting, so I'm going to choose another one. Whoopie.
If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on?
Most likely "you", A best friend who is a guy, and something stupid.
If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it to be?
Mix CD! I win!
What one super power would you most like to have?
I would want to be a wizard or something. Then I'd be able to do it all.
You and one other person surive the Armaggedon, who is the other person?
Bob Saget.
If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be?
Perry the Platypus. Or myself.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?
Living.
After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out?
Dying.
Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one?
No comment.
You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose?
Bob Saget.
What one person would you bring back from the dead?
Bob Saget. After I murdered him.
You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose?
zxcvbnm.
You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose?
That annoying species of middle-school girls and boys.
What country would you most like to wipe out of existence?
zxcvbnm,
This or that
Live forever (aging) or die young
Live forever. I'd be like Dumbledore dude.
Be a porn star or a prostitute
No comment.
Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling
No comment.
Suffocate or drown
Suffocate.
Burn to death or freeze to death
:{
Have no fingers or no eyelids
I'd just wear glasses, or I'd just be pretty much useless. Unless I was born without either of those things, then I could most likely fend for myself.
Be blind or deaf
zxcvbnm.
Never see your Mom again or never see your Dad
asdfghjkl;
Sleep in a tank of spiders or bath of cockroaches
As long as the spiders don't bite me and they were reasonably sized, I'd be ok.
Live in constant fear or constant pain
Fear.
Be too thin or too fat
Too thin. I already am anyways.
Be constantly talked about or ignored
Talked about. I dont curr what people say.
Be a pothead or an alcoholic
zxcvbnm.
Eat until your stomach burst or starve to death
zxcvbnm.
Have to have sex with everyone you meet or never have sex at all
The latter, please.
For 5 Million Dollars.... Would you...
Murder someone you didn't know?
No, that's stupid.
Have sex with a member of your family?
No, that's stupid.
Throw yourself from a great height? (non-fatal)
Parachute included?
Set yourself on fire? (non-fatal)
Any fire extinguishers nearby?
Never see your parents again?
Meh.
Be a heroin addict?
No, that's stupid.
Be made hideously ugly by plastic surgery?
No, that's stupid.
Beat up your favourite sibling?
GRR I'M SO TOUGH IMMA BEAT YOU UP.
Kill an animal?
Killing = Stupid.
Run around your school naked?
That's stupid. And gross.
Have a baby?
Babies?!
^That's really the only answer I could come up with for the longest time.
Never speak again?
I don't really "speak" now anyways.
Never see any of your friends again?
I would call them, or text them, or interwebs then. LOOPHOLES.
Have your legs amputated?
This is really the very last question? STUPID.
And there we go. Three surveys, completed. You're welcome.
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